EVENTS 2026 ARE COMING

Camp Porta Events

TimeSundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday
SunriseSunrise GF Pancake Breakfast with butter & Syrup!
11am-NoonBDSM Yoga
Noon-1pmFrisky Furry YogaHow to Give Good NO: Sandwiches served
Noon-2pmH2O Spa Session: Get your cool on with face masks, massages—served with a side of lemonade.
1-2pmNon-Violent Communication: NVC is what the world wishes Putin's mother had taught good ol' Vlad.
1-2pmHeart to Heart Hug WorkshopHeart to Heart Hug Workshop
2-3pmBureau of Playa Names: Our prose pros will assist you in discovery of your meaningful Playa moniker.
2-4pmMake a Burner Necklace - Ink, metal and wood stamps.Get "playafied" with a new braiding hairstyle, body paint or Tattoo!
3-5pmOracle Cards
2-6pmSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail Service
6-8pmPotsticker ServicePotsticker ServicePotsticker ServicePotsticker ServicePotsticker ServicePotsticker Service
6-10pmSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail ServiceSome Bar Cocktail Service
10pm-?Fuck Yer Burn Party
MidnightBlame Canada Parade past Midnight PoutineUnderground Italo Disco

In-Camp Dinner Schedule 2023

All camp dinners are for camp members ONLY except Friday night.
Friday night is our camp party so all are welcome!
Camp Dinner Times:  7pm – 9pm
Friday Camp Party from 10pm – 2amish
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Monday – Pot Stickers, give 3-4 to each person
Monday – Beef Chili
Tuesday – Pot Stickers, give 3-4 to each person
Tuesday – Tutu Taco Tuesday (Ann Marie’s RV)
Wednesday – Pot Stickers, give 3-4 to each person
Wednesday –  Mario’s Pasta
Thursday – Pot Stickers, give 3-4 to each person
Thursday – Pizza
Friday – Pot Stickers, give 3-4 to each person
Friday – Persian Meal
Saturday – Setup BBQ at the Burn! Art Car to the Man
Sunday – Eggs on the ashes of the Man
Monday – Strike Camp & Burn Off Party
​POST BURN
Tuesday – Pack Up and LNT Exit playa by 5pm. Dinner in Reno 7pm.
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Hel’s Diner Music Schedule

2024 dates & times coming soooooon….